Wine

Why does wine make everything better? Especially Pino Grigio. I'm not a big wine drinker. Actually, I haven't had any wine in a couple of years because i thought i may be allergic to the sulphites, but last night after work, i took a hot bath and poured a glass of wine. I thought i was in heaven. I felt so relaxed. The kink that's been in my neck all week disappeared. I curled up in the parlor on my favorite overstuffed chair and finished sTori Telling, Tori Spelling's tell-all memoir. I know, cheesy, but I can't help it. I liked it. I'm a sucker for D-List celebrities.

So tonight, as we prepared dinner, i had some more wine. Everything tastes better with wine. Air Supply on the satellite radio sounds better. The freshly fallen snow looks better.

I think i'm a whino. uh-oh. No, it's just been two days. Get over yourself. Truth is i'm stressed. I've been waiting for a very important phone call...business...could be a huge oppportunity for me professionally. I'm like a kid during Christmastime. I can't wait. I need to open my presents NOW! Why hasn't he called? It's driving me bonkers and causing me pain in my neck.

The wine helps. The wine calms me down. The wine puts everything into perspective.

"Sail on...Honey...Good times never felt so good."

Wine even makes Lionel Richie sound so so good right now. I can't imagine how it's going to make Grey's Anatomy look in 10 minutes.

It's the socially acceptable heroin. Take a sip, sit back, and relax. Mmmm, wine. There's only one thing wrong with it, as far as I can tell. It's giving me the munchies. I thought only pot did that!

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J.Bo.